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英语笑话短文 [有关英语笑话小短文精选]
A guy comes home after losing a lot of money, playing golf.
A few minutes later his wife comes home from work with a new fur coat.
Her husband says Hey how did you get this? She says that her boss won the lotto and this is her share. This happens a few times, first the coat and then a car and then jewelry etc. One night the wife gets home really tired out and asks her husband to run her bath, which he then does. But only fills it up an inch.
She gets in and says to him Why did you put in so little water?
Well, WE DONT WANT YOUR LOTTO TICKET GETTING WET NOW DO WE?!
A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30.
One night she decided to try not to rouse him. She undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
Dammit woman! he exclaimed. Did you lose everything?
Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said,Its bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarettebutts so Mother Superior doesnt find them.
The second nun said, Ive found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them.
You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them. The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. Good morning, sister, said the pharmacist.
What can I do for you today?
Id like some condoms, please, said the nun. The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked,
How many boxes would you like? There are twelve to a box.
Ill take six
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