722 The One With Chandler’s Dad.doc

722 The One With Chandler’s Dad [Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey! Monica: Hey! Ross: Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought I’d take that bad boy out for a little spin. Rachel: Wait a minute! (To Monica) You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you, you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it. Monica: Yeah, well he’s my brother! And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it. Ross: It’s a car Monica! Not a rocket ship! Monica: Whatever Ross! Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you’re done. Joey: (entering) Hey! Ross: Hey! Phoebe: Hey! Joey: Saw the Porsche out there Mon, lookin’ good. When do I get to take that baby out again? Rachel: (shocked) You let Joey drive it?! Phoebe: I’ve never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time. Monica: Nice work everybody! So much for the y’know, You can drive it, but don’t tell Rachel plan! Rachel: Wow! I can’t believe you lied to me. Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.) Monica: Great! Well Rachel, the reason why I won’t let you drive the Porsche is because you’re a terrible driver. There! That wasn’t about the wedding. Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche I’ll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block. Joey: Yeah, you got a couple hours? Opening Credits [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there as Ross enters with his all his hair sticking straight up.] Ross: Whew! That was a brisk ride! Rachel: Take the top down did ya? Ross: Only way to fly. (Rachel laughs.) Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what she’s talking about! I am an excellent driver! Ross: You’re fast and irresponsible. That adds up to a bad driver. Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader. (A woman walks by and smiles at Ross’s