荆轲刺秦王（搞笑英文话剧）.pptVIP

* 外国语学院 11级应用英语2班 The man wants to kill the king Introduction（旁白）： 胡亚男 Odalisques（众宫女）： 塔娜，张欢，王贞，刘好，李真，孙彩芳，张雪梅 Prince Dan（太子丹）： 王静杰 mirror 镜子（宫女甲）： 王晨萌 A san（阿三）： 王静雯 Mr.Jingke（荆轲）： 周雪宁 Li Mochou (李莫愁)： 刘亚飞 Mr.JingsWife（荆轲妻子）： 郑小雪 Beauty: 杜盼盼 Behind :马丽娜 演员列表 Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Ying Zheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展现疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客，被派去杀秦王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知道当时发生了什么事吗？好的，这场话剧会告诉你真相。 The Prince Dan is delude one to folly to enjoy the song and dance PrinceDan was glad to enjoy the song and dance. Action 1 太子丹正如痴如醉地欣赏歌舞。 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 镜子：It’s you，PrinceDan！！ 阿三: Honey, I am coming. Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~  太子丹：Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror(魔镜） said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister? 阿三: After screening（选拔） I have two promising （有前途的）persons on hand. One is Miss. Li Mochou, the other is Mr. Jingke. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world. 太子丹：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity （有价值之物）in this century? ——Talent！！ But who is the right candidate（候选人）? 太子丹: Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?（好吧，尽快告诉我赢家，OK？） 阿三：Yes. Action 2 PK 荆轲: Are you Li mochou?李莫愁: Yes. 荆轲: OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁: Are you challenging （挑战）me? 荆轲: Off course 李莫愁: Come on! 李莫愁: What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? 李莫愁:Momma always said: