个经典神问答.doc

标题：20个经典神问答 1 Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected? 对意料之外的期待难道不就令意外之外变成了意料之中吗？ 2 Afraid to die alone? Become a bus driver. 害怕一个人孤单地死去？ 公交车司机是你的不二选择。 3 Never trust a man with short legs… his brain is too near his bottom. 永远不要相信腿短的男人…… 他的脑子离脚底太近了。 4 Dead people are cool. 死人冷酷到底。 5 Geology---Name the three types of rock: 1. Classic 2. Punk 3. Hard 地理考试—命名三种类型的石头： 1.经典摇滚 2.朋克摇滚 3. 硬摇滚 6 OH,MAN, I REALLY SHOULDN’T HAVE HAD THAT COFFEE IN JUNE. 天哪，我真的不应该到了六月还喝咖啡！ 7 WHEN I SEE YOU, I AM HAPPY! I LOVE YOU NOT FOR WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, I LOVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE INSIDE. 我一见你就笑！ 我爱你并不是因为你的外表， 而是因为你的内在。 8 Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and eat just one of those pieces. 真正的勇士， 就是可以徒手将巧克力掰成四瓣， 却只吃其中一块。 9 So you lied to me about your age! 也就是说，你一直对我谎报年龄。 10 KISS Best way to shut a girl up. 接吻：让女孩闭嘴的最佳方法。 11 “Let’s eat. Mom!” “Let’s eat Mom!” Save a life. Use a comma. “一起吃，妈妈” “一起吃妈妈！” 珍爱生命，请使用逗号。 12 Yo mama’s so fat when she sat on my iphone, She made the IPad. 你妈妈胖到一屁股把我的iphone坐成了ipad！ 13 Paper cut: A tree’s glorious moment of revenge. 被纸割伤：一棵树复仇的辉煌时刻。 14 A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back. 一日一曲奇，悲伤远离你。 日吞一整罐，悲伤还复来。 15 ------Are you crying? ------No, I’m having an allergic reaction. ------To what? ------To Life. ------你在哭吗？ ------没有，我只是过敏了。 ------对什么过敏？ ------人生。 16 I’m so athletic. I surf… the Internet. 我是个运动健将，我热衷冲浪…… 在网上。 17 Everyone’s getting a boyfriend and you know what I’m getting? Fatter. 别人都有新男友，我却只有新赘肉。 18 If robbers even broke into my house and searched for money. I’d just laugh and search with them. 要是有劫匪闯入我的屋子里找钱，我只会大笑着和他们一起找。 19 When I died, bury me under the pub…So my husband will visit me 7 times a week! 在我死后，请将我葬在酒吧下面…… 这样我的丈夫就能一个星期来看我七次了！ 20 Even on Valentine’s Day, my secret admirers take the secret part seriously. Good for them. 即使在情人节，我的暗恋者都能严格保守秘密。 可真够难为他们的。