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愚人节经典笑话 愚人节千万不要上厕所 m文 章 愚人节超经典笑话你可别这样整你同事哦。 愚人节千万别上厕所，真的！再提醒一句，这不是演习，千万别上厕所！　　 老枪傻不呵呵的直奔厕所而去，事毕，找厕纸，惊呆，空卷轴无纸。　　 瞬间想明白原来今天是愚人节，老枪怒骂道，折腾人也不要找这里啊！正在急得挠头时，发现兜装手机，喜极而泣，这简直是最后一根救命草啊。　　 于是电话同事一号，“吾在厕所，无纸，速来救急！”　　 同事答：“今天愚人节，刚才就有人喊要厕纸救急的，怎么又有人？不可信！”话毕，挂机，痛骂中。　　 电话同事二号，“吾在厕所，无纸，速来救急！”　同事答：“今天愚人节，一概外出工作一概拒绝，不好意思！”话毕，挂机，痛苦中。　　 电话同事三号，“我知道今天是愚人节，吾在厕所，无纸，速来救急，请相信我！” 同事答：“你怎么可以模仿我，刚用这招骗一人，你怎么未经磋商就擅自使用？”话毕，挂机，无奈中。　　 电话同事四号，拨号中……隔壁蹲厕响起一声，“朋友，别指望了，我在这里已经三小时，电话已经没电，至今未脱困！”　　 老枪晕厥中。 m文 章 create a good atmosphere for education, and to promote the all-round development of students, to establish a scientific moral education full of vigor the For long-term mechanism.Two, the goal of moral education:To guide the students to form the correct world outlook, outlook on life, values, to cultivate students unity and mutual assistance, honest and trustworthy, law-abiding, good quality, hard work, set a good XX students ideological quality, psychological quality and image quality. The formation of excellent moral education curriculum system and management system, the construction of school. The society, family moral education network, to achieve full member education, environment education, education service people, educating people. Traditional moral education initiativesThree, the routine work of moral education:Daily moral education:1, the daily morning exercises or class-break setting-up exercise and discipline inspection and appraisal of public signs;2, daily cleaning and inspection;3, the daily student school appearance, dress, wearing school card check;4, the daily duty guide to the leadership class discipline three rounds.Weekly moral education work:L, the flag raising ceremony and the national flag speech under the flag raising ceremony held on Monday;2, every week a class meeting, the meeting;3, every week two exercises, cleaning and hygiene, behavior norms, attendance situation published cloth appraisal, and the issue of the code of