趣味英语活动竞赛英语脑筋急转弯和车标.ppt

Funny English English Humor Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower（割草机） this afternoon? Mr.Smith: Yes. Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket（网球拍）, since you wont be needing it? 约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？ 史密斯先生：是的。 约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗？ Tom: William has asked me for a loan（贷款，借款） of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？ 杰克：当然应该了。 汤姆：为什么？ 杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。 I have a good friend, his name is ***. one day ，I asked him ：“how to spell “pig”？Is p-u-g？” He answered quickly: no, is P - I - G. then I asked, are you sure? i think it is U? No, he said, pig is I 我有一个好朋友，他叫XXX。 有一天，我问他“pig的拼写是不是P-U-G？” 他回答，“不是，pig是P-I-G。” 然后我再问他“你确定？pig是U？” “不是，”他说，“pig是I。” Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school todoay? And where is your homework book? Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber(强盗) on my way to school this morning... Teacher: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robbed anything from you? Tom: He...he robbed my homework book.... 老师：汤姆，你今天为什么迟到这么久？还有你的家庭作业本呢？ 汤姆：对不起，老师，我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯…… 老师：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他抢了你什么东西没有？ 汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本…… Brain twister 1.What does everybody do at the same time? Grow old! 2.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? Santa Claus （圣诞老人） 3.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother. How could that be? The police officer was a lady! 4.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea, what will it become? Wet! 14.Where does afternoon always come before morning? In the dictionary 16. where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? From a hen（母鸡）!  各类汽车标志识别 奥迪（AUDI ）是著名的汽车开发商和制造商，其标志为四个圆环。现为大众汽车公司的子公司，总部设在德国的英戈尔施塔特，主要产品有A1系列、A2系列、A3系列、A4系列、A5系列、A6系列、A8系列、Q7、R系、敞篷车及运动车系列等。 法拉利（Ferrari）是一家意大利汽车生产商，1929年由恩佐·法拉利（Enzo Ferrari）创办，主要制造一级方程式赛车、赛车及高性能跑车。法拉利是世界上最闻名的赛车和运动跑车的生产厂家，早期的法拉利赞助赛车手及生产赛车，1947年独立生产汽车，其后变