单身女子守则40条(国外英文资料).docVIP

单身女子守则40条 40 rules for single women 1. love is a luxury in life --- having the best, not living at all. 2. if work schedules clash with your boyfriend, take the former - even if you forget the former, it wont forget you. 3. at least three times before signing any contract the most challenging contract is engagement. 4., for your physical and mental health, you can keep a pet, for the health of the body and mind of pets, do not raise - they are said to be too lonely, will suffer from depression. 5., monthly bookkeeping, learning financial management, even if you learn the archaeology or violin. The fewer the 6., the bigger the fridge, the empty soul, the food (high protein, fiber, low fat, less calories, less food, more meals) to fill, and if you open the fridge without food, encourage you to work hard. 7., if you often need to get up early for a meeting, please prepare a high decibel alarm clock, a sleep special person, please prepare three. 8., if six months a month for more than ten shirts, consider buying a house. 9. the better thing about a car than a man is that he will not run away by himself - of course, it may be stolen, but you can buy insurance, and men can not buy insurance. If you dont have a car, dont buy white leather shoes. 10. prepare a thick coat and an umbrella in the office. 11. if the unfortunate man you love has another woman, whether it is a wife, an betrothed, or a girlfriend, please do not move your mind to meet her. It is not necessary to leave in time 12. never ask the question, why dont you love me? 13. no matter, no one will be important to you over 12 am. 14. even pretty, must speak the truth. 15. can go blind, but know your name, or the three consecutive weekend dress neat, follow different matchmaker to see with a shy man, thats too dramatic...... 16. you have to have 35 friends (same-sex best), otherwise there may be no soup soup in headache and slight fever to water and no water, finally put its beak into the tropical fish thirst...