文言文翻译宰臣上炙,鲁国少儒士,超然台记,书洛阳名园记后,申屠敦之鼎......（On the top of the list, the name of the king of the United States of China.）
Yang zi's neighbor lost his sheep, so he led his friend and asked him to catch up with him. Yang zi said, "why do you want so many people to chase a sheep?" The neighbor said, "a lot of roads diverging." Soon returned, Yang zi asked, "have you found the sheep?" Answer: "lost." Q: "how come?" Answer: "there is a fork in the road. We don't know which way to go, so we come back." Yang zi's face became so sad that he did not speak for two hours. He did not smile all day. His students were wondering, "goat, but a humble animal, and not a teacher, but make you not to laugh, why is that?" Yang zi didn't answer, and the student didn't get his answer.
To kill the minister on the main
In the jin dynasty, the meat of the kitchen staff was covered with hair. The man asked the cook, "do you want to choke me
What goes around on the grill? "I have three deadly SINS: a grindstone sharpener, sharper than a dry sword, cut off the flesh, and this is my first crime; It was my second crime to take a stick of meat and not see the hair. In the fiery furnace, the coals were red, and the meat was roasted but the hair was not burnt, and this was my third sin. Isn't that the man who hates me under the roof? "He said," yes! "And all the people who gathered the hall asked, really (found), and gave him a reprimand.
Zhuang zi met lu ai gong. "There are very few people of faith," said lu. Zhuang zi said, "there are few Confucian scholars in lu." "Everyone in the state of lu is wearing the clothes of a Confucian scholar," said lu. "how can you say that there are few Confucian scholars?"
Zhuangzi said: "I heard that, the timing of the Confucian scholar round cap, wearing shoes, familiar with the terrain; wear with five evanescent hues rope tied with jade Jue, he can decide. The gentleman with the sort of knowledge and skill, the Confucian scholar doesn't have