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小兔笑话（Bunny jokes） 1. a bear shit in the woods, came a rabbit, he asked: the rabbit hair? the rabbit wants to say: no hair! the bear smoked and asked: the rabbit hair? Look at the bear said: do not use bear drop hair! Suspicion has a look at the rabbit, asked: really do not shed hair? Rabbit impatiently roared: no hair is the hair!!! The voice has not fallen, the bear snatched the rabbit said... Sorry, I forgot my paper 2. giraffe said, little Nutbrown Hare, I wish you knew how good a long neck was.. No matter what delicious food I eat, it will slowly pass through my long neck, which can be enjoyed for a long time. The little white rabbit looked at him without expression. And, in the summer, the cool water flows slowly through my long neck, so delicious. Its great to have a long neck! Little white rabbit, can you imagine? The little white rabbit slowly said, have you ever vomited? 3. one day, the kangaroo was driving around the country road. Suddenly, he saw the white rabbit in the middle of the road. His ears and his body were almost lying on the ground. What seemed to be listening to?... So the kangaroo stopped and asked curiously, little white rabbit, please, what are you listening to? Half an hour ago, there was a large truck passing by... Wow. So god! How do you know that? Hes XX.! My neck and legs are broken like this 4. ants walking in the forest, suddenly encountered an elephant, ants quickly into the soil, and put out a leg. The little white rabbit met with curiosity and asked, what are you doing? The ant whispered to it: Sh...... Dont make a noise. Look, I tripped...... 5. one day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave. A wolf came up and asked, rabbit, what are you writing? The rabbit answer: I write in the paper. Whats the problem? asked the wolf The rabbit answer: I write in the rabbit is how to put the wolf. The wolf laughed and said he did not believe it. You come with me, said the rabbit. Then he brought it into the cave, and the rabbit continued