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结巴的笑话（A stammer joke） A man after a small noodle shop, busy to call: Sir noodles wow, this shop is very famous Fried Eggs, a bowl of wow Fried egg noodles, fine, please. Under the pot small favor, just go and listen to Come and eat in the afternoon. China At dinner, the lady came up with a bottle of wine and asked, how much is it? 2W, said miss Sir, said: open, open, drive... Miss plop and open the lid of the bottle Suddenly, sir, again, what a joke! ---------------------------------------------------------- The leadership of traveling, the way he suddenly said to the driver: hurry hurry....... Driver, busy throttle, the car at top speed. The leadership immediately as the more anxious, his face turned red, said: hurry... The wrong way around!!! ---------------------------------------------------------- A stammer to buy a drink, found that only with 5 yuan, ask the boss Coca-Cola how much? Stammer: old, old, old, old, old boss, 111111111 bottles of bottle coke The boss was so sorry that he helped him get a bottle of Coca-Cola without waiting for him to finish Stammer: how much is it? Boss: 6 bucks Stammer: buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy......... The boss was so sorry again that he opened the door before he finished Stammer: you cant afford to buy or buy ---------------------------------------------- A person opens an account at a bank and asks a bank clerk to fill in a form for him. The clerk asks him, whats your name? Fees. Ferraro Bibi than odd Papa paric Lowe. Im sorry, sir, you stutter? No, its just my fathers stammer, and the official who registered for me wrote down that. ------------------------------------------------ In the countryside there is a father and son. They build a new house, and when they are in good mood, they must build a yard around the house. One day, the father and the son bought bamboo sticks and ropes, and began to fence. The father said, son, son.. I, I, I, I, it, you, you, you use leelor! The son nodded knowingly and tur