204 The One With Phoebes Husband-英语学习参考资料.docVIP

204 The One With Phoebes Husband [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. Rachel is on the phone.]RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, cmon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, theres nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, thats fine, you just read the paper, Im gonna get a pot, its not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, thats fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] Its open you guys.[a stranger enters with flowers]STRANGER: Hi.RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?STRANGER: Yeah, Im looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?RACHEL: Uh, no she doesnt but I can, I can get a message to her.STRANGER: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. [leaves flowers on bar]RACHEL: What? [in surprise she forgets she has the pigeon in the pot and lets it get away]STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?OPENING TITLES [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. The whole gang is there.]JOEY: This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?PHOEBE: Well, I mean, Im not married married, ya know, hes just a friend and hes gay and hes just from Canada and he just needed a green card.MONICA: I cant believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.PHOEBE: Im sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, youd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.MONICA: Of course I wouldnt approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?ROSS: You see, and you thought shed be judgemental.PHOEBE: OK, I wasnt in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.MONIC