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419 The One With All The Haste [Scene: Rachel’s bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment.] The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Morning’s here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning’s here! The morning’s here! Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? It’s Saturday! The Singing Man: Oh come on! Morning’s here! (Starts singing) Morning’s here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here! (Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.) Rachel: I hate this apartment! I hate the color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy! Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Morning’s here! Morning is here— Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small. Monica: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did. Rachel: Monica, you don’t even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor! Monica: Y’know what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live! Rachel: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Monica: Okay. Joey: See, this is a great apartment. Monica: Shut up! This place is a hole! OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Ross’s bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.] Emily: Oh, blimey, I still can’t believe you’ve got an earring! (Yep, it’s a little gold loop.) Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like he’s jamming.) Emily: He does that?! Ross: Uh, I don’t know, whatever. Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous. Ross: Oh, I know. Y’know what, I never would’ve gotten this if it weren’t for you. No really, when I’m with you I’m-I’m like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy! Emily: I love both of you! Ross: Yeah? (They kiss.) Emily: I wish I didn’t have to go. Ross: Then don’t. Stay here. Just don’t go so soon to Lond