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如果你们对应用物理有兴趣 随时欢迎 SO you are considering going into experimental physics,my door is always open. 再次的抱歉 演示不太成功 Once again,Im sorry that the demonstration didnt quite work out, 但至少我们知道了 氦-氖激光管里 不小心洒了桃味饮料的后果 but now we know what happens when you accidentally spill Peach Snapple into a helium neon laser. 明智的做法是...别那么做 Short answer is...dont. 接下来给你们讲理论物理的是 Sheldon Cooper博士 And now to tell you about the theoretical physics department is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. - Cooper博士? - 我不来 - Dr. Cooper? - Forget it. 不好意思 Excuse me. Sheldon我们可商量好了的 Sheldon,we both agreed to do this. 这是浪费时间 Its a waste of time. 我还不如去给 一群拉布拉多犬讲解热力学理论 I might as well explain the laws of thermodynamics to a bunch of labradoodles. 要是不配合 不带你去漫画书店哟 If you dont do this,I wont take you to the comic book store. 大家好 Hello. 我说 激光实验做的不错嘛 Nice work with the laser,by the way. 看着你们这些年轻的新鲜面孔 Looking out at your fresh young faces, 不禁想起了 当年还是小研究生时 我也如此决定自己的研究方向 I remember when I too was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. 当然 那时我才14岁 Of course,I was 14. 即使9点就得睡觉 那时也已小有成就 在座大多数至今望尘莫及 And Id already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to,despite my 9:00 bedtime. 你们中或许有一两位 Now,there may be one or two of you in this room 具备天赋 在理论物理上有所建树 who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics. 当然啦 各位的科学前程 将更有可能教授五年级学生 Although,its more likely that youll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders 怎样用烘烤苏打粉 来糊个纸火山 how to make papier mache volcanoes with baking soda lava. 仁慈的主呀 Oh,good God. 总之-- 要是有人告诉你们 In short-- any one who told you 你们有朝一日能对物理做出巨大贡献 that you would someday be able to make any significant contribution to physics, 真是忽悠你们 绝对绝对是忽悠惨了 played a cruel trick on you,a cruel trick indeed. 有问题吗? Any questions? 自然没有了 Of course not. 真为科学的未来感到悲哀呐 I weep for the future of science. 恕我不奉陪 最新的蝙蝠侠发行了 Now if youll excuse me,the latest issue of Batman is out. 走吧 Leonard Come,Leonard. 现在看来 我的激光演示很棒吧? Laser demonstrations looking pretty good now,huh? 每年的这个时节 真叫我倾心 I love this time of the year. 树叶转