武林外传--人物搞笑语言 经典对白（Martial arts biography - characters funny language classic dialogue）.doc

武林外传--人物搞笑语言+经典对白（Martial arts biography - characters funny language + classic dialogue） Boss: what's your goal? Guo Furong: be an amazing woman. Boss: so far? What does it do? Say something near it. Guo Furong: pay up. Boss: This is farther than the other one. (Hibiscus New Year couplets) A: after the monkey is chicken The second line of a couplet: chicken year after year of the dog Hengpi: past year is a year! Scholar: "why don't you let me write couplets?"." The boss: "your handwriting is too thin, not happy, to Tomb-sweeping Day I let you write ah!" Furong: are you the one who likes you or the one you like? Boss: tired of (you) see? Furong: you must choose what you like! Boss (embarrassed): tired of (you), how can I see it? Furong: because no one likes you! (Li Dazui, mother to child dialogue) Li Dazui, his mother: I eat more salt than you eat rice! Li Dazui: that is your weight! Li Dazui, his mother: I have more bridges than you do! Li Dazui: that's too lazy for me to move! "People in the rivers and lakes floating, who can not get knife?" White Camel Mountain Zhuanggu powder, are miraculous with external service. Got a knife, coated a pack, and want to get second knives, flashing waist to eat a bag, live two hundred do not show old. White Camel Mountain Zhuanggu powder, powder of youth, friendship powder, Huashan mountain designated nutrition, the town of the big pharmacy medicine museum have sales, purchase, please look for the black * logo, quack, quack......" (old white and Xing Butou, two cool. ) Lao Bai: where's your knife?" Xing Butou: hands have no knives, but hearts have knives." Old white: "wrong, the highest realm is in the hands of no knife, there is no knife in the heart."." (and the two posture - stone scissors cloth! ) Xing Butou lose protest: "did not you say his sword, nor the hearts of a knife?" Old white: "yes, this is not my scissors, knife!" Lv Xiucai Guo Furong to collect debts automatic speaking practice: Xiao Guo, how are you recently? If