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[标签:标题] 篇一：英语-西游记英文搞笑剧本 孙悟空 Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精 Jenny White ( J for short ) 唐僧 Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪 Yellow ( Y for short ) 沙僧 Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒 Pig ( P for short ) Act 1 （J 照着镜子上台） （这时，电话铃响了起来，J不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。） Y: Hello! It’s me. J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years 。 Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me? (J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。) J: You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad! Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together. J: ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。) Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了) J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，说 ) But Tang Seng is really good for me.（拿起一副望远镜。J便观察起T的行踪来。) J: ( 欢喜万分 ) Ah-ha, (M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T) M：Hi,master. T; monkey,where are we ? M; DaHuangZheng,JieShouShi M; Ok，we are coming. (P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台) M；master，please（指着一休息地方） （J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话） T: Monkey! You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and...... (P懒洋洋地突然打断 ) P: Sir! I’m so hungry. T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。Don’t go to LanZhouNiurouMianGuan and LiuYiFanDian, just go to ChangQingFanDian.It is cheap。 （M点头答应，欲要离去） T; monkey,just go to changqingfandian. M; yes sir.( 欲要离去) T; monkey,wash your box. M; ok.ok( 欲要离去) T; monkey,be careful M; thank you sir( 欲要离去) T; monkey....(M不耐烦打断) M；you,go away(飞奔而去) （剩余师徒三人拿出经书念起三字经，一会就睡着了。舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑。） J: It’s a good time. （J迅速地打扮好，挎着篮子走到了T师徒的面前。P闻着香味醒了，并叫醒师傅） P: Ah, a beautiful girl. Hello! What’s in your basket? It smells nice! J: Some food for my son.《husband》- P: I’m hungry. Can I have some? （心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。） T: Pig! be polite. J: You are very kind. I can give you some food. T: （ 双手合十 ）Good girl。 M: Monster! （T听到Monster一词立刻吓得晕倒在S怀中。S惊恐万分） S；master master,Pig Pig, come here M: No matter how big you are, I’ll