摩登家庭第一季第24集剧本英语学习.docVIP

摩登家庭第1季第24集 Claire :?Oh, honey,have a great time at the game! Phil :?Thanks. Claire :?Mwa! Why are you... crunching? Phil :?Ordinarily, Im a rule follower, but when someone tells me I cant bring my own snacks into their stadium, thats when I get a little nuts. Its a free country, right? Lets just say it ruffles me... ...when some goobers... tell me I have to spend half my payday...On their hot dogs. Claire :?Please, just remember the family portrait. We only have the photographer for an hour. Phil :?Okay. Claire :?Okay? And, sweetie, did you have a chance to try on the white pants I put in your closet? Phil :?Oh, what do they look like? Claire :?Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants? Sweetie, if they dont fit you, youre gonna be the only one not wearing white, and then youre gonna stand out like wheres Waldo? Phil :?Actually, wheres Waldo? doesnt stand out. Hes super hard to find. Thats the challenge. Claire :?This portrait is incredibly important to me. Phil :?Also, his name is just Waldo. Sorry. Claire :?I spent weeks trying to find a time that works for everybody and finding the right photographer. So if you could just promise me that youll cooperate, okay? Phil :?I promise. Claire :?Okay. Phil :?This is amazing that youre doing this. Claire :?Mm, thank you. Phil :?Youre wonderful. Claire :?Thank you. Phil :?Get in here. Claire :?Okay. Phil :?Oh, no can do. Claire :?Oh. Oh. Phil :?I love you. Claire :?Bye. ? Jay :?Wheres my good underwear? Gloria :?The question is, why isnt all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living! Jay :?The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Mannys. Put on the first thing I grabbed... It was like a crotch tourniquet. You got to talk to her. Gloria :?Why me? Jay :?Hola. You both speak the same language. Gloria :?Shes Portuguese. Do you know how offensive it is that you put all of us in the same mixing pot? Jay :?Im sorry. Please apologize to her when you tell her not to put my underwear... Gloria :?I cant t