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高中英文小笑话故事阅读 an you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。 A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。 Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. Dear, she chirped, I think its time to tell him hes adopted. 森林的深处，一只小乌龟正在往树上爬。几个小时后，它到达了顶端，然后跳了下去，挥舞着前腿，然后撞到了地上。恢复好了以后，它慢慢地再次开始爬树，跳下，然后跌到地上。小乌龟一次又一次地尝试，有两只小鸟坐在树枝上看着它这悲剧式的尝试。 终于，雌性小鸟转向她的伴侣。 “亲爱的，”她说，“我认为是时候告诉他他是领养来的了。” Three men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Accountant, the second man was a Chemist, the third was a Government Worker. To show off, the Accountant called his cat and said, Spreadsheet, do your stuff. Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 3 equal piles of 4 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, Measure, do your stuff. Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the two men turned to the Government Worker and said, What can your cat do? The Government Worker called to his cat and said, Coffee Break, do your stuff. Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, peed on the paper, assaulted the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home