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简短英文笑话故事带翻译 Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件? 小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生。 老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢? 小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日。 A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells PIG!! The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, WITCH女巫!! They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen. 猪还是女巫 一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪!!”那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫!!”他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。 A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I couldnt help noticing how happy you look, she says. Whats your secret for a long, happy life? I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise. Wow, thats amazing, says the woman. How old are you? Twenty-six. 长寿秘诀 一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。 “我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?” “我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。” “哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿?” “二十六。” An Ogden, Iowa, minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didnt constitute gambling, the minister replied, Its merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity. Philosopher Bertrand Russell, asked if he was willing to die for his beliers, replied: Of course not. After all, I may be wrong. A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out? The winning reply was: The one nearest the exit.