英语小幽默(六年级).pdfVIP

. “Im sorry，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth . ” “Twentyd ollars! Why ， I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work! ” “Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office . ” 对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取“ 20 美元。 ” “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要 4 美元。 ” 是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。“ ” The hare and the tortoise The hare was once boasting of his speed before the other animals. I have never been beaten, he said, when I run at full speed, no one is faster than me. The tortoise said quietly, I will race with you. That is a good joke, said the hare. I could dance around you the whole way. The race started. The hare darted almost out of sight at once. He soon stopped and lay down to have a nap. The tortoise plodded on and on. When the hare awoke from his nap, he saw the tortoise was near the finish line, and that he had lost the race. 兔子向动物们夸耀他的速度， “我从来没有失败过， ”他说， “当我奔跑时，没有 人比我更快。 ” 乌龟平静地说： “我要与你比赛。 ”“真是笑话， 我可以边玩边和你赛跑。 ”兔子说。 比赛开始了，一眨眼工夫，兔子已经跑得不见了踪影，但是他觉得自己跑得快， 对比赛掉以轻心，躺在路边睡着了。 乌龟慢腾腾地却持续不停地走， 当兔子一觉醒来，他看到乌龟已经快到终点线了。 兔子输了比赛。 （小朋友都比较熟悉的故事， 而且学兔子说话跟乌龟说话可以用不同语气， 显得 比较生动可爱。） There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot.There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; andthe third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is$5,000? That ’s so expensive for this kindof parrot. ” The owner