雅思口语那些圣诞趣味小笑话.doc

　雅思口语那些圣诞趣味小笑话 　　2015年圣诞将至，而圣诞作为欧美节日里的大型传统节日，一定会延伸出很多的传统祝福语和有趣的小故事，下面小编总结了一下雅思口语那些圣诞趣味小笑话，供大家参考! 　　雅思口语是雅思考试比较难的部分，对于大部分考生来说，要面对面的面对考官并且说一口流利的英语是相当困难的，所以这就要求我们平时的练习和积累。本文为大家介绍雅思口语那些圣诞趣味小笑话。 　　The thief and the judge 　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked. 　　Doing my christmas shopping early, replied the defendant. 　　Thats no offense, replied the judge, How early were you doing this shopping? 　　Before the store opened, countered the prisoner. 　　法官与小偷 　　那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。 　　“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。