《S3E2》.doc

谢尔顿 你错了 Sheldon,youre wrong. 金刚狼出生时没有骨爪 Wolverine was not born with bone claws. 霍华德 Howard, 你知道我是个聪明绝顶的人 you know me to be a very smart man. 我要是错了 我能不知道吗 Dont you think if I were wrong,Id know it? -首先... -算了吧 - Okay,first of all... - Give it up,dude. 别跟疯子争辩了 Youre arguing with a crazy person. 我不是疯子 Im not crazy. 我妈妈带我去检测过 My mother had me tested. -伙计们 -你来这干嘛 - Hey,guys. - What are you doing here? 你说呢 今晚是新漫画书之夜啊 What do you mean? Its new comic book night. 鉴于你和佩妮终于勾搭上了 Yeah,but since you and Penny finally hooked up,we thought 我们以为你们会来个光溜溜之夜呢 you two would be having bouncy naked yum-yum night. 生活并非只有性爱 拉杰 Theres more to life than sex,Raj. 谁认同莱佩情24小时内熄火 Okay,who had Leonard flames out with Penny in less than 24 hours? 我 I did. 什么都没熄火 Nothing flamed out. 我们没必要夜夜春宵 We dont have to have sex every night,you know. 是没必要 但强烈推荐啊 You dont have to,but its highly recommended. 在机遇之窗猛然关闭之前 Yeah,take advantage of that window of opportunity 好好利用这段绝佳时期 before it slams shut on your little dinky. 这不是机遇的问题 Its not a matter of opptunity. 我们要了解对方 Were getting to know each other. 有学习的曲折过程 Theres a learning curve. 有什么可学的 Whats there to learn? 脱光光 互相猥亵对方 You get naked,do nasty things to each other, 然后某人做做炒蛋和香肠 then somebody makes scrambled eggs and salami. 小菜一碟 Easy peasy. 或许莱纳德 Perhaps what Leonard 间接所指的 is oblique referring to 是性功能障碍吧 is the occurrence of some sort of sexual dysfunction. 谁认同小莱软趴了[阳痿] Okay,who had Leonard gets a floppy disk? 真聪明 虽然这种委婉表达 Oh,a clever,albeit obsolete,euphemism 男性性器官充血不足的说法过时了 for insufficient blood flow the male sex organ. 不是那么回事 Nothing like that happened,all right? 那次做爱...挺好 The sex was... just fine. 挺好 Just fine? 《哈利·波特》第4部电影也挺好 Oh,dude,the fourth Harry Potter movie was just fine. 我没说它很差 Im not saying it was bad. 我只是说...不是非常好 Im just saying it... wasnt great. 你说的不是非常好 Okay,when you say it wasngreat, 是指你们都这么认为吗 do you mean for both of you? 我们完全可以认为她觉得不好 Because we can totally see it not being great for her. -对吧 -没错 - Am I right? - Oh,yeah. 说实话 我想我们