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408 The One With Chandler in a Box [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey is sitting at the counter reading a magazine as the phone rings.] Joey: (answering phone) Hello. Chandler: (on phone) Hey, it’s me. I know you can’t stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought I’d try and apologize over the phone. All I… (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.) (Pause) (The phone rings again.) Joey: (answering phone) Hello. Chandler: Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I’m… (Joey hangs up the phone again.) (Pause) (The phone rings yet again.) Joey: (answering phone) Stop callin’!! Voice: (on phone) Hey! Hey! Hey! This is 92.3, WXRK, K-Rock for our $1,000 daily challenge. Joey: All right! Voice: What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything… (Joey realizes it’s Chandler and hangs up the phone in anger.) OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Monica and Rachels, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.] Chandler: (entering) Aww, turkey! Aww, giving thanks! Aww! Phoebe: Look everyone, it’s the spirit of Thanksgiving! Rachel: So are things with you and Joey any better? Chandler: They couldn’t be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me. Rachel: Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh? Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office? Rachel: You shouldn’t. Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and there’s the added mystery of who gets who. Ross: Who gets whom. (They all look at him.) I don’t know why I do that. [Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.] Rachel: Well, I’m gonna take a nap, turkey makes me sleepy. Monica: We haven’t eaten yet! Rachel: I know, but all that work you’re doing to