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小小开心(国外英文资料) The most bizarre the most unbelievable award, has been awarded the prize before, mainly those in the history of human evolution in recognition of the most extraordinary people, the most unbelievable is that they make our life suffering and pressure is not so unbearable. A gold medal winner: JAMES ELLIOT---- of California city of Long Beach as a robber, when he took 38 revolver gun shot the victim when the card played (bullet firing no), at this time he made a very constructive move: Take your eyes at the gun, take a close look, and pull the trigger - - this shot doesnt rebound. A silver medalist: 1. a Swissotel Hotel chef was cut off a finger by a meat carving machine. He asked for compensation from the insurance company. The insurance company suspected that he had made a mistake before he could make an accident, so he sent a representative to inspect the machine. The representative himself tried to operate the meat machine and he lost a finger - so the chefs claim was approved by the insurance company. 2. a man struggled to shovel snow for an hour on the streets of Vancouver, Blizzard, and finally cleared a parking space for his car. As he drove past, he found a lady who had robbed him of his parking space. Understandably, he shot her and killed her. 3. as a result of stopping drinking at an illegal bar, the driver found that all 20 mentally ill patients on the bus had escaped and he should have been sent to BULAWAYOs mental hospital. Being criticized for his carelessness, the driver drove to a nearby bus station, promising passengers to take free rides. He sent the passengers to a mental hospital and told hospital staff that the patients were very excitable and gibberish was full of hallucinations - - the trick was not seen until three days later. A bronze medalist: 4. an American Teenagers head was badly injured by a train and he was taken to hospital. When the policeman asked him how he was injured, he said he just wanted to see how close he could