09网络经典搞笑语录（09 network classics funny quotes）.doc

09网络经典搞笑语录（09 network classics funny quotes） 2, the journey to the West tells us: all the backstage monsters have been taken away, and all those without backstage are killed by a stick.. 3, what are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy. 4, I like you so much, you like me, will die. 5, I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?! 6, unable to extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, as well as love. 7, when the life of harbor to everything into black humor, I take this opportunity to put itself into a highly educated rogue. 8, time is too thin, fingers too wide. 9, the little girl who dreams are looking for a white horse, opened his eyes and found all over the world are grey donkey, distraught, you can only pick one from the donkeys in robust and strong, so that the donkey was named: economic man. 10, I want to cry, Ill make, a night without sleep, holding a bottle of sleeping pills, with small rope to hang. Be in love again, and talk about the world full of love. 11, our goal: money, to make thick. 12, Ill be your turn to forget a passer-by, with what accompany you waste time to the end? 13, there is no medical insurance and life insurance, do not courageous after dark...... 14, crowded bus is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness programs. In 15, hogan opened his aging mother know you are an evildoer. 16, hand pockets, no one loves. 17, with a kitchen knife, cut the wire, all the way spark with lightning. 18, single is not difficult, it is difficult to deal with those who do everything possible to make you end up single. 19, happiness is what? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat, watching people gnaw bones. 20, read more than ten years of books, or kindergarten, better mix! 21, I was also a spoony seeds, as a result of the rain...... Drowned. 22, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be laid to rest is better than storm the streets. 23, have the time to learn