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YOU ARE STUPID A new teacher is trying to make use of her psychology courses. She starts her class by saying: “everyone who thinks you are stupid, stand up”. After a few seconds, little Jone stood up. The new teacher asked: “do you think you are stupid, Jone?” “No, madam,” he says, “but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.” B. A Tough Teacher A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast （石膏板）around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned(委派，任命) to teach the most he undisciplined class. Stepping into the rowdy(吵闹的)classroom, he opens the window as wide as possible. Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap. Trying to fix the tie, he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack (图钉)through his tie into his chest. He had no trouble with discipline that term. C. Learn to be more polite One day, bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “when are you going to learn to be polite?’ he says. Bill: “if you had chance to pick first, which one would you pick?” Tom: “the smaller piece, of course’ Bill: “what are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?” D. Wait and see An old man was eating in a truck stop when three motorcycle drivers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and then took a seat at the counter (座位). The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man’s milk and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over his plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the dinner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “hum, not much of a man, was he ? The waitress replied, “not much of a truck driver either.