狗狗博客Dog With a Blog第一季第集中英对照剧本.docVIP

Dialogue: 人人都想做个负责任的人Everyone always wants to be Responsible. Dialogue: “复”责任到底是什么东西But what is Re Sponsible? Dialogue: 是第二次责任么Are you being Sponsible For a second time? Dialogue: 噢 我讲相声那天怎么没想到这个笑点呢Ooh, I wish I had thought of that in my old stand-up days. Dialogue: 狗饼干到底是要怎样What is the deal with dog biscuits? Dialogue: 又不是狗肉做的 也不是饼干Theyre not made out of dogs, and theyre not biscuits. Dialogue: 本来就是饼干 本来就是给狗吃的They are biscuits! And theyre for dogs! Dialogue: 好吧 那我猜Oh. Then I guess my next Dialogue: 接下来的二十秒我可能要语无伦次了 minutes arent going to make any sense. Dialogue: 可是人们一旦扛起责任了But when people get responsibility, Dialogue: 却通常坚持不到底They dont always follow through. Dialogue: 你怎么不把卡在地漏上的头发整干净Youre supposed to wipe your hair out of the shower drain! Dialogue: 知道那有多恶心么Do you know how gross that is? Dialogue: 堆得都跟第二个人头一样了Its like a second little head down there. Dialogue: 说了给我一块大洋我就整I said Id do it for a dollar. Dialogue: 你为什么做每件事都要跟钱挂钩Why wont you do anything unless someone pays you for it? Dialogue: 给我五毛我就回答这个问题Ill answer that question for cents. Dialogue: 拜托 艾芙莉Come on, Avery. Dialogue: 我要攒钱买越野自行车Im saving up for a bmx bike. Dialogue: 那你干嘛还花血本买第五个电吹风Then whyd you blow all your money on a fifth hair dryer? Dialogue: 你干嘛花血本买颜料跟刷子Whyd you blow all your money on oil paint and brushes? Dialogue: 我在创造艺术Im making art! Dialogue: 那你觉得这是什么What do you call this? Dialogue: 啊 看着你们俩在这儿吵架我真欣慰Ahh. Hearing the two of you fight almost makes me glad Dialogue: 不枉费我老妈天天塑形Mothers years of body building Dialogue: 没工夫生第二个孩子kept her too busy to have a second child. Dialogue: 卡尔 一边儿去Karl, go... away. Dialogue: 他真诡异Hes so weird. Dialogue: 总偷窥我们Always spying on us. Dialogue: 你说“总偷窥”是什么意思What do you mean Always spying? Dialogue: 卡尔 你来干嘛Karl, what are you doing here? Dialogue: 只想知道你们下周末全家旅行去水上公园Just wondering if you had an extra seat in your car Dialogue: 车上有没有多余的空位for your familys trip to the waterpark next weekend. Dialogue: 你怎么知道我们要去水上公园Howd you know we were going to the waterpark? Dialogu