（外文电子版资料）Joe R. Lansdale - 5 Short Stories (Horror).pdf

FIVE SHORT STORIES BY JOE R. LANSDALE The Job The Pit By Bizarre Hands Tight Little Stitches in a Dead Man’s Back Hell Through a Windshield Scanned, OCR’d, proofread, and converted to “PDF” byScanned, OCR’d, proofread, and converted to “PDF” by Scanned, OCR’d, proofread, and converted to “PDF” byScanned, OCR’d, proofread, and converted to “PDF” by -MKM-MKM-- --MKMMKM-- THE JOB By Joe R. Lansdale Bower pulled the sun visor down and looked in the mirror there and said, You know, hadnt been for the travel, Id have done all right. I could even shake my ass like him. I tell you, it drove the women wild. You should have seen em. Dont shake it for me, Kelly said. I dont want to see it. Things I got to do are tough enough without having to see that. Bower pushed the visor back. The light turned green. Kelly put the gas to the car and they went up and over a hill and turned right on Melroy. Guess maybe you do look like him, Kelly said. During his fatter days, when he was on the drugs and the peanut butter. Yeah, but these pocks on my cheeks messes it up some. When I was on stage I had makeup on em. I looked okay then. They stopped at a stop sign and Kelly got out a cigarette and pushed in the lighten A nigger nearly tail-ended me here once, Kelly said. Just come barreling down on me. He took the lighter and lit his smoke. Scared the piss out of me. I got him out of his car and popped him some. I bet he was one careful nigger from then on. He pulled away from the stop sign and cruised. You done one like this before? I know youve done it, but like this? Not just like this. Hut I done some things m