RoryBremner_2009G一个人的首脑会议.docxVIP

1.Chris has been so nice. 克里斯一直都是那么友好。2.I dont know how you keep it up Chris, I really dont. 我不知道你们是怎么想克里斯的，我真的不知道。3.So nice, all week. Hes the kind of man you could say to, Chris, Im really sorry, Ive crashed your car. 那么的友善，整个星期。他是友善的让你可以倾诉的人， “克里斯，我真的对不起，我撞坏了你的车。4.And it gets worse, I crashed it into your house. 而且更糟的是，我把车撞进了你的房子。5.Your house has caught fire. 你的房子也因此起火，6.And whats more, your wife has just run off with your best friend. 而且，你的老婆和你最好的朋友私奔了。”7.And you know that Chris would say, Thank you. 你知道，克里斯会这样回答，“谢谢”8.(Laughter) Thank you for sharing, thats really interesting. （笑） “谢谢你的分享，那真的很有趣。”9.(Laughter) Thank you for taking me to a place that I didnt know existed. Thank you. （笑） ”谢谢你带我去了一个我不知道的地方，谢谢。“10.(Laughter) One of the -- (Applause) Thank you for inviting us. （笑）（这里是讽刺TED发言人的友善） 其中一个 （掌声）谢谢你邀请我们。11.One of the things about appearing later on in the TED week is that, gradually, as the days go by, all the other speakers cover most of what you were going to say. 这个星期在TED里经常出现的事情是， 慢慢的，随着时间的推移， 所有的演讲者把你要说的都说了。12.(Laughter) Nuclear fusion, I had about 10 minutes on that. （笑） 核能，我曾经想花10分钟在这个上面。13.Spectroscopy, that was another one. 光谱，是另外一个方面。14.Parallel universes. 平行宇宙。15.And so this morning I thought, Oh well, Ill just do a card trick. 所以这个早上，我想，“好吧，我就做一个扑克魔术好了”16.(Laughter) That ones gone as well. （笑） 这个居然也被用过了。17.And today is Emmanuels day, I think weve agreed that, already, havent we? 今天是以马利日，我想我们都同意这个吧，不是吗？18.Emmanuel? Absolutely. (Applause) I was planning on finishing on a dance ... 以马利？绝对的，（掌声） 我想我会用一段舞蹈来结束我的讲话19.(Laughter) So, thats going to look pretty shabby now. （笑） 那么，现在这将看起来是十分肤浅的。20.So, what I though Id do is -- in honor of Emmanuel -- is, what I can do is to launch today the first TED Global auction. 所以，我想我会做的是，为向以马利表示敬意-- 我今天将要兴办史上第一次 TED全球拍卖。21.If I could start, this is the Enigma decoding machine. 如果我可以开始，这是一个谜语解码机22.(Laughter) Who will start me with 1,00