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三顾茅庐英文版五人组表演 刘 ：Hi,man,how is everything going? 仆 ：Who are you? 关 ：Baga,this is our big brother ,Mr,Liu,who is handsome and strong. 张 :Fucking man,who are you? 刘 ：Be polite! Does Mr,Zhu live here? 诸葛 ：Shit, its Mr Zhuge,not mr.zhu 刘 ：Im sorry ,does Mr.Zhuge live here? 仆 ：Yes ,im his servant ,why do you come here? 刘 ：I want 张 ：Fuck off,guy, I saw him,lets go,brother! 刘 ：Yaoxi. ( 见到诸葛亮，握住诸葛的手） ，how long no see,i look for you very hard. 诸葛 ：Who are you? 关 ：Baga.this is our big brother ,mr,liu,who is handsome and strong. 诸葛 ：Saoga,why do you look for ma? 刘 ：Oh,well.I want you to be my assistant to help me unite the whole nation. 诸葛 ：Help you? Are you serious?( 搓手指，表示要钱） 刘 ：（把钱呈上） 诸葛 ：Is this all? 精品文库 刘 ：Not enough? 诸葛 ：No money no talking! See you! 刘 ：Greedy guy!( 关张对着诸葛竖中指） 刘关张转身离开，然后回来（一天过去。 。。。） 刘 ：Hi ,Mr Zhuge,( 朝着诸葛挥手） 仆 ：Stop and be quiet, mr zhuge is resting 关张 ：Fuck off( 关张进去推醒诸葛） 张 ：Ai,guy, are you dead? 诸葛 ：What are you doing? Im resting. Rude guys! 刘 ：Hi, do you remember me? Yesterday, we had a cheerful talk,and today I take more money to satisfy you. 诸葛 ：Money ? No.today I want a beauty...do you got it? 刘 ：What? Beauty ? Fuck you . Lustful guy.( 转身离开） 刘关张转身离开，然后回来（一天过去。 。。。） 刘 ：Hi ,guy man,what s up? 仆 ：Im fine ,thank you,and you? 张 ：Fuck off, let go ,brother 刘 ：Mr zhuge ,today I take a beauty and much money to meet you needs (刘备指向老师） . Whats you opinion abou being my assistant? 诸葛 ：Good , 卡哇伊！ Ok,Im yours 欢迎下载 2 精品文库 欢迎下载 3