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（所有人坐在桌子旁，秀才和小贝在桌子两端） 秀才：Are you ready? 小贝: Yes! 秀才：Now please tell me who is the singer of “Shuangjiegun”? A:Zhoujielun B:Wangfeng C:Liuhuan D:Caiguoqing 小贝:Hmm…(扶额，抓耳挠腮等) 秀才：What is your choice? 小贝：（拍桌子）The last one, Caiguoqing! 秀才: Are you sure? 小贝面色迷茫看 观众席（扫视其他人） 白：Confirm，ensure and make certain of it! 秀才（摇头）:I am sorry, you are wrong…What a foolish. 白: Yes, who can be more knowledgeable than you? 佟(冷笑) ：So much knowledge doesn’t give you a degree. 秀才（手指掌柜，颤抖，无话可说） 展堂：All right. Let’s do our own work. Go. (众人起身，准备散) (姬无命上场) （众人惊吓状） 展堂（惊呼）：Little chicken! （急忙掩口，随众人躲闪） 姬（紧盯白）：Who are you? You know me? 展堂： No no no, I don’t know you. Never!(众人一起狂摇头) 姬 ：Then why do you call me little chicken? 展 堂 ： Hmm…Well… My bad habit, I like giving people nicknames.(众人狂点头) 佟：Yeah! He gives all of us nicknames! 展堂（手指众人，一个一个的指）： Little fish, little cat, little mouse… 姬:But I feel familiar to this place. I must have been here. 佟：Impossible! 姬（盯佟）：Why ？ 佟（往后退）：Hmm…Because I have never seen you. 姬 ：Sure?(低下头沉思几秒,抬头问) Is there a backyard? （集体喊）：No! 姬（凶狠的眼神盯）（众人恐惧，低声，眼神回避）:Yes… 姬 ：Is there an ancient well in the yard? (众人) ：No! 姬（凶狠的眼神盯）（众人恐惧，低声，眼神回避）:Yes… 秀才（惊慌失措）：He has remembered! 佟（一巴掌打在秀才脸上）：Shut up! 秀才(转两圈，捂脸) 姬 （走两圈，突然大叫）：Remembered!(指着白展堂) It is you killed my father, my brother, and you even killed my dog! 展堂（躲在众人后）：Not me, I promise.(发誓的手势) 佟(双手抚胸，仰天长啸) ：Wrong, I am really wrong. I’m wrong from the beginning. I shouldn’t marry here, if I didn’t marry here, my husband wouldn’t die. If my husband didn’t die, I would never get in such a trouble. 姬(看向小贝) ：That must be you. 小贝：I am just a child. 55555 姬 （摇小贝的肩膀）：Tell me wh