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故事笑话英语 A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.” The man at the newspaper said, But for $25 you are allowed to print six words.” The woman answered, OK. Then print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.” 一个男人死了，他的妻子给报社打电话要刊登一个讣告。她接通了负责刊登讣告的部门的电话说:“我想刊登这句话:博尼死了。”报社负责人说:25美元您可以刊登6个字。”妻子想了想说:“好吧，那就这样登:博尼死了，本田车出售。” Maxine, the platinum blonde, reported for her final examination which consisted of Yes/No answers. She took her seat in the examination hall, stared at the question paper, and then in a bit of inspiration, took a quarter out of her purse. She started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for heads and No for tails. Within 30 minutes she was all done whereas the rest of the class was still sweating it out. During the last few minutes of the exam period，Maxine frantically started flipping the coin again. 麦西尼有一头银白色秀发，正在参加期末考试，试卷上的题目只有“对”和“不对”两种答案。她在考场里坐了下来开始答卷，这时她灵机一动，从钱包里拿出了一枚两角五分的硬币，往上抛硬币，出现正面就填“对”，反面就填“不对”。只用了30分钟的时间，她就做完了，而此时别的同学还在冥思苦想。但离考试完毕还有最后几分钟时，麦西尼又开始疯狂地抛硬币。 The moderator, concerned about what she was doing, stopped by her desk and asked if she was ok. 监考官对她的所作所为很好奇，便走到她的桌旁，问她是否有问题。 Oh yes, I m fine. I finished the exam a half hour ago一but,”explaining the frantic coin tossing, I m going back through and checking my answers!” “我还好，半小时前我就答完了，现在我想从后往前的再检查一遍。”她这样解释抛硬币的原因。 A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. 一对夫妇正在庆祝他们的金婚纪念日，他们多年平静的生活，成为小镇上流传的佳话，一个小报记者要求采访他们这段长久而幸福的婚姻的秘密。 Well，it dates back to our honeymoon,”explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wifes mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘Thats once .We proceeded a l