英语演讲稿笑话(多篇)范文 .docxVIP

全文可编辑word文档 页眉与背景水印可删除 PAGE PAGE 1 英语演讲稿笑话(多篇)范文  　　第一篇：英语笑话 　　two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. he doesnt seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. the other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. he gasps, my friend is dead! what can i do?. the operator says calm down. i can help. first, lets make sure hes dead. there is a silence, then a shot is heard. back on the phone, the guy says ok, now what? 　　简单翻译: 　　两个猎人在森林里打猎,突然甲倒下了.并且看上去不再呼吸了,眼睛也变得呆滞. 　　乙赶紧拿起电话打给救护中心,上气不接下气的说:我的朋友死了,怎么办?. 　　服务人员说:淡定,我有办法.首先,我们嘚确保他是死了. 安静了一会儿,电话里响起了一阵枪声,电