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有关律师的英语幽默故事 ：唯物主义的律师 A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, 有一位律师打开他的 BMW 座车车门， when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely. 当时刚好有一辆车子突然驶来撞上车门，而且把它完全给扯了下来。 When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. 当警察到达现场的时候，这名律师正在对他的昂贵BMW座车所受到的损害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他满腹牢骚的向警察嘀咕说： Officer,look what theyve done to my BMW,he whined. “警官，你瞧瞧他们对我的 BMW所干韵好事啦!” You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!retorted the officer, 这名警官却回嘴说，“ 你们这些律师实在太唯物主义了，你真让我觉得恶心!” Youre so worri