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少儿英语口语小故事阅读 Down on the Farm 农场趣谈 The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse 一位农夫正在漆他茅房内的墙壁， when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath. 一不小心由所坐的椅子上滑了一跤，跌落到下面的茅坑内。 Fire! Fire! Fire! he yelled. “失火了!失火了!失火了!”他叫道。 Shortly, the fire department arrived and one of the firemen leaned down and asked the farmer, 不久消防队赶来了，一位消防人员弯下身来问 Wheres the fire? “哪里失火了呢?” There aint no fire, said the farmer, “事实上并未失火，”农夫说，“但若是我喊“大便喔!大便喔!” but would you have come if Id yelled, 你们会赶来吗? Shit! Shit! Shit ! ? Charity Begins at Home 慈善应由家中做起 Sam Sidney was going door to door selling raffle tickets to raise funds for the charitable organization of which he was a member. 山姆，希德尼正挨家挨户推销他所属的一家慈善机构的彩券以筹募基金， One morning found him knocking on the door of old Mrs. Sullivan. 有一天早上他敲了苏利文太太的门。 Good morning, Mrs. Sullivan, I represent the South Savannah Singing and Social Society,eventSociety, said Sam. “您早!苏利文太太，我是代表南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会的。” Whats it that you say? croaked the old lady. “你说什么啊?，’老太太大声问道。 I SAY IM SELLING RAFFLE TICKETS FOR THE SOUTH SAVANNAH SING-ING AND SOCIAI, SOCIETY,eventSOCIETY ! “我说我正为南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会卖彩券!” Eh? “哦?” RAFFLE TICKETS! SOUTH SAVANNAH SINGING AND SOCIAL SOCIETY,eventSOCIETY ! “彩券!南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会!” Youll have to speak up, young man; theres no use mumbling. , “你应当说大声点，年轻人，喃喃低语是没用的。” Well, fuck you, Mrs. Sullivan, said Sam under his breath as he turned away. “喔!干××，苏利文太太!”山姆离开时屏气说。 Mrs. Sullivan closed the door and said, Well, fuck the South Savannah Singing and Social Society,eventSociety. 苏利文太太关门说道： “去你妈的，南方萨瓦那音乐及公关协会!” A Satisfied Gustomer 一位心满意足的客户 A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller. 有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说: I wanna open a god-damned checking account. “我想开个你他妈的活期存款账户。” CertainLy, sir, replied the young lady, “but theres no need to use th