《老友记第一季》word剧本中英对照.docxVIP

101TheOneWhereMonicaGetsaNewRoommate(ThePilot-TheUncutVersion)

[Scene:CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]Monica:Theresnothingtotell!HesjustsomeguyIworkwith!

Joey:Comeon,youregoingoutwiththeguy!Theresgottabesomethingwrongwith

him!

Chandler:AllrightJoey,benice.Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahumpandahairpiece?

Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?(Theyallstare,bemused.)

Phoebe:Just,cause,IdontwanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.Itsjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.

Chandler:Soundslikeadatetome.[TimeLapse]

Chandler:Alright,soImbackinhighschool,Imstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,

andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.All:Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.

Chandler:ThenIlookdown,andIrealizetheresaphone...there.Joey:Insteadof...?

Chandler:Thatsright.

Joey:Neverhadthatdream.Phoebe:No.

Chandler:Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdontknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.

Monica:Andtheywerentlookingatyoubefore?!

Chandler:Finally,IfigureIdbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutitsmymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!

[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]Ross:(mortified)Hi.

Joey:Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?

Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...

Chandler:Cookie?

Monica:(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.Joey:Ohh.

Monica:(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.

Phoebe:Ooh!Oh!(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)

Ross:No,nodont!Stopcleansingmyaura!No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?Phoebe:Fine!Bemurky!

01试播

没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!

少来了，你和那个人一起出去!拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题!

打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背?既驼背又带假发?

慢着，他吃粉笔吗?

我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。

各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。

听起来好像是说我的约会。

记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然

发现自己全身赤裸。