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* Senior Moments 老年時分 按滑鼠換頁 Click for page continue changcy0326 Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door? The boss told her he knew hed closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistants question about his garage door. He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there? She smiled and said, No, I didnt. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires. 車庫大門 一個早上，老闆走進辦公室，並不知道褲子拉鍊沒拉上，他的褲襠是敞開的。 他的助理走過來跟他說：「今天早上離家時，你家車庫門關上了嗎？」 老闆回答她說：「他肯定車庫門已經關上了」，走進辦公室為這個問題感到納悶。 當他完成了批閱工作，突然發現他的褲襠是敞開的，馬上將拉鍊拉上，他才瞭解助理說的車庫門問題。 他到外面倒了一杯咖啡，走到她辦公桌前問道「當我的車庫門撇開的時候，你看到我的駿馬停在裡面嗎？」 她笑著說「沒有，沒看到。我只看到一輛老爺車與兩個洩了氣的輪胎」。 Hearing aids An elderly gentleman... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again. The gentleman replied, Oh, I havent told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. Ive changed my will three times! 助聽器 一位長者，若干年來都有嚴重的聽力問題。他去看醫生，醫生為他安裝了一付助聽器，可以使他百分之百聽得清楚。 一個月後老先生來回診，醫生說：「你聽力非常棒了，再度恢復聽力，家人一定很高興吧。」 那位老先生回答說「噢！我考慮了三次，還是沒有告訴家人，我只是坐在那裡聽他們交談。」 Newborn baby Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree, when one turns to the other and says: Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel? Slim says, I feel just like a newbo