《老友记》中英文剧本第一季第三集.docx

103 The One With the Thumb[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.] Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys! All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi! Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, howd it go? Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said We should do this again! All: Ohh. Ouch. Rachel: What? He said we should do it again, thats good, right? Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated We should do this again means You will never see me naked. Rachel: Since when? Joey: Since always. Its like dating language. Yknow, like Its not you means It is you. Chandler: Or Youre such a nice guy means Im gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you. Phoebe: Or, or, yknow, um, I think we should see other people means Ha, ha, I already am. Rachel: And everybody knows this? Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow. Chandler: Yeah, its like when youre a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm. Ross: Thats funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm. Monica: Uh, Ross. Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi! Opening Credits [Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Chandler is helping Joey rehearse for a part.]Chandler: So how does it feel knowing youre about to die? Joey: Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But youll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die. Chandler: Hey, that was really good! Joey: Thanks! Lets keep going. Chandler: Okay. So. Whaddya want from me, Damone, huh? Joey: I just wanna go back to my cell. Cause in my cell, I can smoke. Chandler: Smoke away. (Joey takes out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.? He fumbles and drops the lighter.? Then he lights a cigarett, takes a drag, and coughs.)Chandler: I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone. Joey: What? Chandler: Relax