高考英语 维“升”素21 语言幽默.docVIP

高考维“升”素21——语言幽默 （时间：分钟） 维A 完形填空(每题1.5分，满分30分) 选材网站：http：// 高考曾用材料：2010陕西卷完形填空 选材相似度：★★★★ 设题相似度：★★★ 难度系数：★★★★ The nurse approached him，smiling.“The labor is going great，” she said.“wouldnt you like to come in？” “Oh，no.” The man shook his __1__. The nurse __2__ the mothers side，and the labor progressed __3__.As the birth neared，the nurse returned to the man，now __4__ frantically in the hall.“Shes doing so well，” she __5__ him.“Wouldnt you like to at least come in and see her？” The man seemed to __6__ slightly，then shook his head again.“No，no，I couldnt do that.” He jingled car keys in his sweaty __7__ and restarted his pacing. The nurse went back into the __8__ and coached Moms great efforts in pushing the baby into the __9__.As the babys head began to appear，the nurse raced to the hall，__10__ the man by his elbow，and __11__ him to the bedside saying，“You have got to see this！” At that very moment，the baby boy was born __12__ placed on the stomach of the mother whose happy smile __13__ through her tears.The man began to __14__ openly.Turning to the nurse，he sobbed.“You were right! This is the greatest __15__ in my life！” By now，the nurse，too，was __16__.She put her arms around him，and he rested his __17__ on her shoulder.She said，“No one should __18__ the birth of their son.” “This isnt my son，” the man sobbed.“This isnt __19__ my wife.Ive never seen her before in my life.I was just bringing the car __20__ to my fellow across the hall！” Notes： frantically adv.烦躁地　②jingle vt.使发出叮当声 【语篇解读】 本文是一篇幽默故事。一位母亲正在产房生产，男子在门外徘徊。护士跑出来叫男子进产房，可是男子一次次拒绝进入。当孩子出生时，护士再也忍不住了，把男子拖进产房。可是男子告诉护士，他不是孩子的父亲，那女子也不是自己的妻子，他是来医院给同事送车钥匙的。 1．A.hand B．head C．arm D．body 答案　B　[联系空前的“Oh，no.”可知，对于护士的要求， 男子摇头拒绝了。] 2．A.approached B．returned toC．examined D．stood by 答案　B　[联系下文可知，护士离开产妇来找男子，让他到产房内，因此在男子拒绝后她又回到产妇身边。] 3．A.smoothly B．quicklyC．carefully D．lately 答案　A　[联系下文的“Shes doing so well”可知，产妇这边的进展很顺利。] 4．A.waiting B．pacing C．lying D．sleeping 答案　B　[联系下文可知，男子一直在大厅里