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?Accenture 2000 All Rights Reserved Effective Resume StrategiesMinneapolis, Minnesota April1, 2004 Who Are We Learning Objectives Identify effective resume interviewing strategies Discuss what “message” your clothing conveys Understand the impact of both verbal and nonverbal communication Are these April Fools jokes? The following are statements made on resumes/cover letters/job application forms Under the “Skills” Section on a resume: Adept at making Monster Truck sounds Can eat with chopsticks Proficient in Hula Hoop Experienced Sheep Shearer Have experience with monkeys Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory More April Fool’s Jokes…. Found on the Cover letter attached to resumes: I believe in what studies have shown – that naptimes each day increase employee productivity. I wish to work for a company offering this. My work ethic is impeachable. I realize that my total lack of appropriate experience may concern those who wish to employ me. Must be home in time to watch Melrose Place Under the “Awards/Accomplishments” section on a resume: Received a plague for being Salesman of the Year Able to whistle and pretend to drink water at the same time More April Fool’s Jokes…. Under the “Reason for leaving” area of a job application form: They stopped paying me Please don’t regard my 14 positions as job hopping. I never once quit a job. It had to do with the IRS, FBI, and SEC Under the “Other comments” area of a job application form: Any interruption in employment is due to being unemployed Proven ability to track down and correct erors Example of a Chronological Resume Charlie Brown 2300 Comic Strip Lane Anywhere, USA www.charlie.brown@ Objective: To secure a position in the IT industry which will utilize my web-development and business programming skills. Experience: 2003 – Present TSYS Norcross, GA Programmer/Analyst Work in developing and maintaining software for collection agency. Universe operating system on Windo