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1、? 健康的乞丐比有病的国王更幸福。（什么都可以有，不能有病。） A healthy beggar lives a happier life than a sick king. (Illness is the last thing for one to own.) 2、? 竞争，其实就是一种友谊：在对手的帮助下提高你自己的聪明程度。（害怕竞争的人已经输给了对手。） To compete is to gain friendship: with the help of your competitor, you can make progress. (The one who is afraid of competing is a loser.) 3、? 结论就是你懒得再想下去的地方。（路的尽头，依然是路，只要你愿意走。） Once you have conclusion, you won’t want to think further. (You can go farther as long as you want to though you are at the end of the road. 4、? 许多人爬到了梯子的顶端，却发现梯子架错了墙。（我终于找到了为什么许多人很努力却不能成功的原因。） Not until many people climb to the top of the ladder do they find the ladder have been moved to the wrong wall. (Finally I found the reason that many people couldn’t succeed though made great effort.) 5、? 演说好比女孩子穿的裙子，越短越精彩。（领导讲话更应如此。） The speech is like a girl’s skirt, the shorter the better. 6、? 站在山顶和站在山脚下的两个人，虽然地位不同，但在对方的眼里，同样的渺小。（总统和乞丐，得感冒一样咳嗽。） The one standing on top of the mountain and the one standing at the foot of the mountain have different position, but in each other’s eyes, they look the same. (You will cough when you catch a cold no matter you’re a president or a beggar.) 7、? 失败并不意味着你浪费了时间和生命，失败表明你有理由重新开始。（有人问爱迪生，你试验一千多种材料，结果是都不能做灯泡的灯丝，你的试验有什么意义？爱迪生回答说，它的全部意义在于我知道了这一千多种材料不能做灯丝。） Failure doesn’t mean you’ve lost your time and life, but have the chance to start again. (some one asked Edison, you did experiments upon thousands of kinds of materials, but they couldn’t be used to make light balls, what’s the meaning your experiments? Edison answered: they let me know that they could not be used to make light balls.) 8、? 十之八九，争论的结果是双方比以前更相信自己绝对正确。（庄子曰：“辩之无益。”） Most of the time, arguing is meaningless for both sides believe in themselves more than before. (The Chuang-tzu said: arguing is useless. 9、? 比时间流失更可怕的是机会的流失，比机会流失更可怕的是梦想和信心的流失。（应了那句教诲，一个人别人打不倒，只有自己倒。） Losing chances is more terrible than losing time, losing dreams and confidence is more terrible than losing chances. (No one could beat you but yourself.)