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A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesnt really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, Ive farted at least 20 times since Ive been here in your office. You didnt know I was farting because they dont smell and are silent. 有位小老太太去看医生：“医生，我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题，只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上，我在这里已经放了20多个屁，但是你并不知道对吧，因为我的屁不臭，而且还没声音。” The doctor says, I see. Heres a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week. 医生说：“好的，我明白了。吃这个药片，一天三次连续吃七天，下星期你再来。” The next week the lady goes back. Doctor, she says, I dont know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly. 一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭！” The doctor says, Good! Now that weve cleared up your sinuses, lets start working on your hearing. 医生说：“太好了！你的嗅觉正常了，现在开始治听觉。” 圣诞树Christmas Tree据称，圣诞树最早出现在古罗马12月中旬的农神节，德国传教士尼古斯在公元8世纪用纵树供奉圣婴。随后，德国人把12月24日作为亚当和夏娃的节日，在家放上象征伊甸园的“乐园树”，上挂代表圣饼的小甜饼，象征赎罪；还点上蜡烛，象征基督。到16世纪，宗教改革者马丁.路德，为求得一个满天星斗的圣诞之夜，设计出在家中布置一颗装着蜡烛的圣诞树。 圣诞老人Santa Claus圣诞老人 原指公元4世纪时小亚细亚专区的主教尼古拉，他因和蔼可亲慷慨济贫万里闻名。到了6世纪，东方把他尊称为圣尼古拉。由于民间有关尼古拉的传说中，都联系到少年儿童和礼物，从此，圣诞老人便成为专门在圣诞节向孩子们送礼物的慈祥老人的形象。到了18世纪，通过文学和绘画，圣诞老人逐渐成为身穿红外衣的白胡子、白眉毛老人形象。 圣诞礼物Christmas Gift 据《圣经》记载，来自东方的圣人在耶稣降生的时候赠送礼物，这就是圣诞老人为儿童赠送礼品习俗的由来。英国孩子在圣诞前夕把长统袜子放在壁炉旁，相信圣诞老人在夜里会从大烟囱下来，给他们带来满袜子的礼物。法国的孩子把鞋放在门口，让圣婴来时把礼物放在鞋里面。 jingle bell rock铃儿响叮当jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rockjingle bells swing and jingle bells ringsnowing and blowing up bushels of funnow the jingle hop has begunjingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rockjingle bells chime in jingle bell timedancing and prancing in jingle bell squarein the frosty air.what a bright time, its the right timeto rock the night awayjingle bell time is a swell timeto go gliding in a one-horse sleighgiddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feetjingle around the clockmix and a-mingle in the jingling feetthats the jingle belljingle bell, jingl