Bridget Jones#39;s Diary【BJ单身日记】.pdf

Contents New Years Resolutions JANUARY An Exceptionally Bad Start FEBRUARY Valentines Day Massacre MARCH Severe Birthday-Related Thirties Panic 第 1 页 共 145 页 APRIL Inner Poise MAY Mother-To-Be JUNE Hah! Boyfriend JULY Huh AUGUST Disintegration SEPTEMBER Up The Firemans Pole OCTOBER Date With Darcy NOVEMBERA Criminal in the Family DECEMBER Oh, Christ New Years Resolutions I WILL NOT Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week. Smoke. Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend. Behave sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are watching. Spend more than earn. Allow in-tray to rage out of control. Fall for any of following: alcoholics, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts. Get annoyed with Mum, Una Alconbury or Perpetua. 第