表演 荆轲刺秦英语话剧(搞笑).pptVIP

Introduction： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman（剑客）and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Ying Zheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show, will tell you the truth…… 太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (It’s you, Prince Dan! ) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive(吸引人的 ) man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous(妒忌的) guy（家伙） I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister(大臣 )? 阿三 : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful(优雅的) 、handsome、charming(迷人的) 、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century(世纪) ? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！） Good idea! But who is the right candidate(候选人) ? 阿三：After screening(筛选) I have two promising(有希望的) persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. Action II 荆轲：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：Yes. 荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁：Are you challenging（挑战的） me? 荆轲：Off course! 李莫愁：Come on! “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt（使受伤 ）? 荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you‘re gonna（将要 ） get. I got it, Momma is right. 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an unusual answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and y