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2016英文小笑话带翻译最短 Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。 One boy throws his bag out the window. 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。 Teacher: who just threw that?! 老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了? Boy: Me! Im going home now. 男孩：我!我现在要回家了。 What dog can jump higher than a building? 什么狗比大楼跳的还高? Anydog, buildings can’t jump! 任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。 What has a head, a tail, and no body? 什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体? A coin! 硬币。 What has one eye but cannot see? 什么有一只眼睛，却看不见? A needle. 针。 Wife: “How would you describe me?” 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢? Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” 丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: “What does that mean?” 妻子：那是什么意思? Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” 丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。 Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” 妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢? Husband: “I’m just kidding!” 丈夫：开个玩笑! Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. “What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,” he answered. “You’re a good boy,” said the mother proudly. “Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?” “She is the one who sells the candy.” 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱. “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” “她是个卖糖果的.” “Are we poisonous?” the young snake asked his mother. “Yes, dear,” she replied - “Why do you ask?” “Cause I’ve just bitten my tongue! “ “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲. “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头.” Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It’s no use, my little dog can’t read. 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊! 布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.” -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I’m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the