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奥巴马在2012白宫年会晚宴演讲，犀利又搞笑的吐槽-奥巴马英语演讲视频及中 Obama：Great. I gotta get warmed up. I...Imso in love...God! I totally had that. Seriously guys, what am Idoing here? 太棒了，我来个热身。我……我太爱你……（一月份演讲时他唱过Al Green这首歌）天哪！我真是擅长唱歌！说端庄的各位，我来这是干甚么的？ Im the President of the United States, and Im openning for Jimmy Kimmel? I have the nuclearcodes, why am I telling knock knock jokes to Kim Kardashian? Why is she famous anyway? 我可是美国总统啊，我竟然为吉米?凯莫（ABC电视台深夜脱口秀主持人）热场？我是手握核兵器的管辖（美国总统有一只广为撒布的“核按钮手提箱”，里面存放着启动美国核兵器的暗码），干吗要来这给卡戴珊讲“拍门”笑话？她到底为啥出名呢？ （卡戴珊最有名的标签是“帕丽斯?希尔顿的挚友”，她是罗伯特?卡戴珊的女儿，奥多姆的大姨子。卡戴珊因性爱视频而出名。） Thats it. Next year we send Biden.Now youre right. Its way too risky. 我受够了。明年让拜登替我来好了。你说得对，这么干太危险。（拜登可是口误帝） Wow, look at my hair. It really went gray. Do you think anybody would notice if I just went a little darker? Right now like a five on the Just For Men scale. I think I would go to 6 and nobody would notice. 哇，看我的头发。一片灰白啊！你说我若是染黑一点会有人发现不？按照“Just For Men”（有名染发产品）的标准，我目前只剩5分黑了。我感受我若是染成6分黑也该当不会有人注意吧。 Is the teleprompter working? Are you kidding? What do you expect me to do out there? I literally have no idea what Im saying tonight. 提词器准备好没？（自嘲演讲全靠提词器）开甚么玩笑？那我一会上场如何语言啊？我底子不知道今晚要说点甚么。 Man! I could really use a cigarette right now. 唉，目前真想抽根烟！（自嘲之前是烟鬼） Okay, okay, Im going. God forbid wekeep Chuck Todd and the cast of Glee waiting. 好了好了，这就上场。谁敢让查克?陶德（美国国家播送公司政治中心主管）和Glee剧组久等啊！ Host：Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the President of the United States. 女士们先生们，掌声有请美国总统！ Obama：Thank you! Good evening everybody.Good evening! I could not be more thrilled to be here tonight atthe White House Correspondents Dinner. That is great crowd. They are already laughing. Its terrific. 谢谢！早晨好各位，早晨好！本日我怀着非常冲动的心情来列席白宫记者晚宴。这观众太好了，还没最早就笑成这样，太好了！ Chuck Todd -- love you, brother. I’m delighted to see some of the cast members of Glee are here. And Jimmy Kimmel, it’s an honor, man. What’s so funny? 查克?陶德，哥们我爱你哦！我很兴奋见到Glee剧组也加入了。还有吉米?凯莫，真是荣幸啊!有啥好笑的？ My fellow Americans, we gather duringa historic anniversary. Last year atthis t