2011情人节发——夫 妻 吵 架 公 约.docVIP

2011情人节首发——夫 妻 吵 架 公 约 小夫妻吵架公约第1条????????????????????????????????小夫妻吵架公约第2条?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????? 小夫妻吵架公约第3条???????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????? 小夫妻吵架公约第4条???????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????? 小夫妻吵架公约第5条???????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????小夫妻吵架公约第6条???????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????小夫妻吵架公约第7条???????????????????????????????? ?? ??????????????????????????小夫妻吵架公约第8条???????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? 小夫妻吵架公约第9条???????????????????????????????? ?? ?????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????《 吵 架 公 约 》1、吵架不当着父母、亲戚、邻居的面吵，在公共场所给对方面子。2、要出气时，不准砸东西，只能吃东西，实在手痒只能砸枕头。3、在家里吵架不准一走了之，实在要走，不得走出小区，不许不带手机和关机。4、尊敬对方的父母长辈，吵架不开心不能对父母无礼。5、有错一方要主动道歉，无错一方在有错方道歉并补偿后要尽快原谅对方。6、双方都有错时要互相检讨，认识到错误并道歉后由男方主动提出带女方出去散心。7、不管谁对谁错，只要一吵架，男方必须先轻声慢语哄女方一次，女方才能马上冷静下来，否则女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦，一旦造成严重后果，全部由男方负责。8、吵架尽量不隔夜，晚上睡觉时男方必须主动抱女方，女方生气百般推让男方也不能就此放弃，一定要哄到女方睡着，做上美梦……9、每周都要给对方按摩一次，因为大家经常吵架都很辛苦，男方手艺不好的话可以跟盲人师傅学，严禁向发廊女学！10、吵架时男方不准挂电话，如果挂了要马上打回去，并表示歉意；吵架时女方如果挂了电话，男方必须在1分钟内打给女方。电话不通打手机，总之不能气绥，屡挂屡打，但是女方也要给男方面子，每次挂电话次数不大于5次。（公约条款暂时为以上这几条，可由男方无理由无时间限制地更改，女方有权利提出异议，但是异议是否被采纳最终解释权在男方手里）?? account manager credit administration, and according to call of duty to perform various special loan management responsibilities. Total, line (jurisdiction) within the Department of risk management should take responsibility for its agencies, Marketing Management Department credit management functions of the supervision and inspection work. After the loan origination, account manager, through analysis of account verification account manager credit administration, and according to call of duty to perform various special loan management responsibilities. Total, line (jurisdiction) within the Department of risk management should take responsibility for its agencies