超简短的5个英文笑话.doc

超简短的5个英文笑话 1. Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。 One boy throws his bag out the window. 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。 Teacher: who just threw that?! 老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了? Boy: Me! I’m going home now. 男孩：我!我现在要回家了。 2. What dog can jump higher than a building? 什么狗比大楼跳的还高? Anydog, buildings cant jump! 任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。 3. What has a head, a tail, and no body? 什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体? A coin! 硬币。 4. What has one eye but cannot see? 什么有一只眼睛，却看不见? A needle. 针。 5. Wife: How would you describe me? 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. 丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? 妻子：那是什么意思? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. 丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。 Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? 妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢? Husband: Im just kidding! 丈夫：开个玩笑!