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（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 第一幕 太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? 镜子：It was you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. 镜：no no , that’s a mistake.now the most pretty man is yingzheng , my hero！ 丹：what？you are my mirror，not his.(摔镜子，镜子下) Where is my servant? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : I am coming，my king. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：yes, my king! 丹the magic mirror said that yingzheng is more handsome than me.i can’t accept it，So what can I do? 三：I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill him~~~（作杀状） 太子：enen~ good idea. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good job! But who is the right person? 阿三： I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. I heared that Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes,sir.（都下） 第二幕（决斗音乐） 荆轲（带剑冲向李，又突然停住）Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁Yes. 荆轲Are you really Li mochou? 李莫愁shut up，just come on 荆轲Are you sure you are really the Li mochou in the story （named 神雕侠侣）? 李莫愁(不耐烦)what a boring man！how dare you ask me such a stupid question? 荆轲(环视四周见无一人，扑通跪在李面前，大哭)：my hero,I admire you just like the yellow river,never endless. I have eighty years old mother up,three years old boy down.please don’t kill me,please! 李莫愁(大怒)：I thought jingke is a hero.but you actually beg for life.how can I forgive you?give me your life!(举剑