有趣的小短(英语).docVIP

?? 一 The easiest question in the world one day , a rich man met Sam. the rich man asked , I`ve heard you are very clever and nothing is difficult to you. Can you tell me why you are so clever. Sam answered, I`m not?clever, but you are too silly. The rich man became very angry. Sam said, Sir, please don`t be angry, if you don`t believe what I said, let me ask you a question now. If you have a group of sheep, I give you another group. How groups of sheep do you have? Why, that`s the easiest question in the world, one and one is two.Anybody knows that. I have two groups of sheep. Sam laughed and said, You are wrong, sir.two groups of sheep put together is still one group. That is easiest question in the world. ? 二 I`ll not go home tonight because of the rain When a friend was visiting David, it began to rain. So David told him not to go home that night.You may stay here for the night, he said. Ok, answered his friend. But a few minutes later, the friend went out. He didn`t tell David where he was going nor did he ask for an umbrella. When David was about to go to bed, his friend returned, he was all wet through. Where have you been? asked David. I have been home, answered the friend, to tell my brother that I`ll not go home tonight because of the rain. ? 三 Why do I want to go to college? Why do I want to go to college? No one asked me such a question. But many times I have asked myself.I have come up with a whole variety of reasons. The most important reason is that I want to be a better man. Many things make human beings different?is education. If i fail to receive higher education, my education will not finish. As?I? want to be a fully developed , I must get a well-rounded education, which good colleges and universities are supposed to provide. ?I know one can get educated in many ways, but colleges and? universities are among the best places to teach