小学英语笑话带翻译.doc

小学英语笑话带翻译 篇一：小学英语笑话带翻译 The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician. The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked.The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused. 脑移植 一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。 “你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。”医生告诉病人，“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。 病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，“政治家的大脑好一些吗？”他问。 医生说：“不是好一些，只是没有用过。” 篇二：看笑话学英语笑话大全爆笑翻译 1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, I see that your pig likes apples, but isnt that quite a waste of time? The farmer replied, Whats time to a pig? 一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫 回答说，时间对猪有什么意义? 2.The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, I am Napoleon!”Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not! 疯人院 一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑！”另一个说：“你怎么知道？”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的！”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说！” Notes: （1）Looney (俚语）疯子 （2）inmate （n.同住者, 同室者(特指在医院、监狱)） （3）insane asylum (疯人院） 3.Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight. Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box. Dan: I’m teaching him how to run, too. 拳击和赛跑 丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。” 朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办？” 丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”